What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks