What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager