Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.