What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.