Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.