Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.