Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.