What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying