What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.