Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.