Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.