Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.