Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.