Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.