Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.