Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Night Mare Jokes More Night Mare Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.