Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!