Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

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Because there's a clock on the stove.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos