Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes