What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.