What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest