What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"