What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde