He's flat Baroque...
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in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Their spaceships Netherland.
They're cheap.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Armin Van Buren.
she shattered his jaw!
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Edam...
TO SHLEEP! :D
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They are cheap.
Because they netherland.
The type of gas used.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
They're both hide and seek champions!
Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
DYKE HARD
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
IBM
Imsosaurus!
That's no gouda
That's no whey to go through life, son.
Edam
E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
It turned into a hexagon.