He's flat Baroque...
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in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Their spaceships Netherland.
They're cheap.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Armin Van Buren.
she shattered his jaw!
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Edam...
TO SHLEEP! :D
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They are cheap.
Because they netherland.
The type of gas used.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
LOG LOG LOG LOG
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
They're both hide and seek champions!
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
A virgin
Lets get this done in one sitting.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Compound interest
A relationSHEEP.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
