What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon