What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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They got stoned

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He went... broke.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Intersect it with a plane.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.