What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon