How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..