What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What do you do meet an old friend?

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.