Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream