Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"