How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Soap Opera Jokes More Soap Opera Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.