In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Sleep on the sofa.
When the big hand touches the little hand
He Reddit.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
A Jehovah's Witness.
and I have few friends in real life.
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
