Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it