What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture