What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.