What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture