How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture