A comickaze
Try some sparkly earrings.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Build a wall
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Because it crashes all the time.
Because she's a woman.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
The mirror
He will tell you.
Plain.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors