How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears