Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi