What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'