How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.