How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"