How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan