How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it