What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans