What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it