What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

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What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!