Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What do the french call 4/20?

80