What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers