What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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They both are jamming people.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.