What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.