What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.