What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.