What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.