What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.