What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.