What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks