What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.