What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.