What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.