Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs