What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29