What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps