What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)