What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.