What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.