What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.