How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.