How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.