What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!