What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.