What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms