What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."