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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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A Hodor...

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