What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!