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A prestidigitator tot!
A Labracadabrador.
Miss Direction.
Because everything they have disappears
Pick a cod, any cod!
Hocus Focus
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
A Labara Cadabarador
I can't see you anymore.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hare today gone tomorrow.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Pesto chango
Both do hat tricks !
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
They seem to just disappear.
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Might I conjure Ya
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Who-dini
One. It's a trick question.
It was juts a stage he was going through.
He rips out his hare!
I work on a different plane
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
Both do hat tricks!
He hippo-tized him!
Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!
The tale of a rat.
Because he's not a rat.
TransGinger
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Three lines
So the Germans can march in the shade.
He has a hollow-weiner.
They have lots of children.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
One is a Cunning array of Stunts...
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.