What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.