How is it May already?

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How is it May already?

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.