Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
Black magic doesn't work.
you seamstressed
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Because he felt his days were numbered.
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Tweet!
