Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.